What does “GFE” really mean, anyway? An hour with a shower to start, a script in the middle, and a shower to end? Or something more?

On an 8 hour escapade, my date and I recently visited the legendary Helene Darroze at The Connaught. The autumn tasting menu was every bit as spectacular as we’d hoped. Delicate lobster, sharp beetroot, and a powerful rum baba to finish were just some spectacular notes.

What really elevated our experience was our private table in the wine cellar. Neither my date nor I are heavy drinkers, but it was still a sight to behold the history held in those bottles! In our beautiful room, we had all the quiet we needed to flirt with each other. There’s nothing like an indulgent date to act as an aphrodisiac ….

Flirt, we did. He mentioned he loved women in boots – so I made sure to flash him my suede ones, every now and again. These, coupled with my tight dress that highlighted my ample curves, meant we thoroughly enjoyed more than just the food at dinner!

All this frission featured the most important thing – my warm smile and genuine laughter (pictured, in media res) from across the table. It’s these touches – remembering small details, and authentic sweetness – that elevate a date from a cursory, robotic “GFE service” to the real experience of having a girlfriend.

On a date, I really am a girlfriend. I really will dress to impress, showcasing my deep cleavage, just like we’re in the early stage of a relationship. I truly will shower you in warmth and ease, until we’re both chatting away, swapping stories and deep answers to questions. I genuinely relish looking my dates deep in the eyes, listening, being present, and making you feel like you are the centre of my world – because you are! And we really will both enjoy it when I lightly touch your arm; when I trace my hand on your knee; when I push you down on our bed, and take us to Shangri-La …

You can’t fake a genuine laugh. That’s truly what the girlfriend experience is, with this BBW escort in London. I can’t wait to experience it with you.

Cleo x